General: Suck it Down.

With a massive amount of outrageous, disgusting, and awesome content being put out on teh interwebs for any kid with a computer to see, are "The Youth" being turned into violent, morally ambivilent, God-less pleasure-seeking nymphos? Or is today's media just the same stuff kids had to work harder to get back in the day and has the same effect? I figure they'll get assimilated into the existing morally ambivilent capitalistic business world ("in profit we trust"), and bible-thumping religious freaks will capture their same target audience, but I'm frightened for my life--is our society doomed to be ruled by bible-thumping capitalistic viral video mutants?! I'm hoping the Patriot Act will save me from them, but until then I'm lock-and-loading. Won't someone please think of the children?!

were those statistics compiled by the same organization that showed that 74% of all statistics are made up? I just saw an article saying that teen pregnancy is up, counter to the trend! And why would you want the youth being violent morally ambivilent God-less pleasure-seeking nymphos? All it would mean is that you'd probably be seeing a lot more fat chicks making out on youtube, and more fat kids getting into backyard brawls. Come on now, no one wants that.

And really, since when has crime ever been related to morality?

Teen pregnancy is only on the rise because I've stopped using condoms, recently (religious reasons).

im guessing your bf won't be pleased--since apparently you're pregnant with bigsley's child.